Draft Age
I’m too old to go to war. My draft card (1974) is in tatters, but still legible. I remember going to register in downtown Cincinnati. I knew that the war was almost over, and that I wasn’t going to Vietnam. But I was still nervous: this was a “rite of passage” that changed so many American men’s lives, including my father’s. To further assuage my concerns, my “draft number”, the lottery selection (drawn like a life and death game of bingo) was a “perfect” 343. (The highest number ever drafted was 195). But it really didn’t matter. Nobody in my year was going in the draft, or to Vietnam. It was over. The era of the “all volunteer” military began.
The card survived a swim to the bottom of the Cheat River (not my choice) and innumerable rain soaked track meets. I finally “archived” it, carefully placed with other “treasures” of the past: original birth certificate (hand written in 1956), baptismal document (really), a letter to Dad from my Scoutmaster (about a good thing), passport and passport identity card, marriage “license”, and other stuff.
No army wants me. At sixty-eight, my body is “pre-owned” (read as “used”). There might be some mileage left, but it isn’t ready for combat. My “obligation time” has long since passed. But there are situations where I could see a return of the draft and compulsory military service for our young men AND women, the current Secretary of Defense to the contrary.
American Adventures
I am not interested in our Nation following in the footsteps of the famous American Generals, Hull and Harrison. They both invaded Canada during the War of 1812. Hull was driven back from Ontario by the British and then surrendered American Detroit without a fight. Harrison won the battle of Thames River, in present day Ontario, defeated the combined Shawnee Confederation and British troops, and killed Tecumseh. But the enlistment time for his men was almost up, so he returned to US territory.
Americans soon figured out that trade with Canada was better than war, and that Canadians weren’t interested in becoming Americans. America set its sights West, instead of North.
And I’m not interested in another foreign “adventure” in Panama. We’ve been involved there since we “guaranteed” their independence from Columbia, gaining the “right” to build the canal in 1903. (If that sounds like some kind of rogue CIA operation, encouraging a section of a nation to break away so we could build in it, it is. Except, of course, there wasn’t a CIA in 1903).
US troops were in Panama from then until 1999, including a full-out invasion of the country in 1989. That year, we captured their President, Manual Noriega. We forced him out of the Roman Catholic Church Embassy by playing Highway to Hell, over and over at maximum volume. He was tried and convicted of narcotics trafficking in a US Court, and held in Miami Federal Prison for seventeen years.
Imperialism
Canada and Panama – we’ve “been there and done that”, “Got the T-shirt, and bought the post card”. And the United States discovered that “wanting something and having something are often very different”. Certainly being the “Bully of North America” isn’t worth spilling a single drop of Canadian, Panamanian, or most certainly American blood. Don’t send our kids to fight for American imperialism. 19th century Manifest Destiny is over: America already goes from “sea to shining sea”. We displaced the Native Americans and the Mexicans, and it was done by the 1870’s. That time is past.
And now it’s Greenland. The President of the United States openly discusses (mutters, mulls-over, ruminates) on how the US would “get” Greenland, in spite of the will of the 60,000 people living there. He wanted to send the Vice President of the United States and several other high ranking US officers to “visit” the place. But the government there, a huge geographic island, said they weren’t welcome. I don’t blame the Greenlanders. If someone is trying to take over your home, you don’t usually invite them to dinner.
Melting Icecap
So instead, the “high level delegation” went to US Space Force Base Pituffik (pronounced “Bee-Doo-Feek”), on the far, nearly unpopulated Northwest corner of the Island, a thousand miles from the capital in Nuuk (“Nook”). The people of Greenland, guided by Denmark, graciously allows the US to have that far flung base there, above the Arctic Circle. During the height of the Cold War, over 10,000 US servicemen were stationed in Greenland, including a base buried in the Greenland icecap. Now that’s dwindled to 150 shivering Space Force Guardians. The abandoned icecap base is melting.
The Vice President gave a press conference (of course he had to bring in his own press) and spent a couple of hours. He even “talked” to some Native Greenlanders. Then he headed home. The press got a couple of shots of the “blue ice” on the beach, breaking off from the nearly frozen Arctic Sea. But the Sea isn’t not as nearly frozen as it should have been – that’s the point.
Canada, Panama, Greenland: what do all of these things have in common? They are (or will be) on commercial sea routes. And Donald Trump is convinced that he is the next “Teddy Roosevelt”, protector of “America’s” sea trade. Panama is obvious: there is a canal there, one that Roosevelt was responsible for. But what about Canada and Greenland?
To understand, we have to be serious about climate change. Our planet is warming (as John Wayne would say, “My fault, Your fault, Nobody’s fault” – that’s not the issue, though it is “our” fault). A warming planet is causing the Arctic ice pack to break up. What I learned as a child; that you could, with the right equipment and luck, walk from Canada to Russia across the ice; will be impossible.
Northwest Passage
And there are those around Trump who see tremendous profit potential in being able to ship through the Arctic. It’s the same “Northwest Passage” idea that brought Henry Hudson to the “new world” in the late 1500’s, looking for the shortcut from Europe to Asia. That’s how we ended up with a river and a bay named after him. He was probing west, to find a seaway through North America. Now, with the ice breaking up earlier each year, there will be a corridor around the top of the world. And just like the commercial aircraft that fly the “Great Circle” routes over the North Pole, ships might be able to get from Europe to Asia via North America quicker.
Greenland, Canada, the US (Alaska) and Russia are the main nations along the way. Trump wants to control at least three of them. (And there are also “rare earth” minerals, both in Canada, Greenland, and Alaska; another economic “boon” of a US takeover).
Teddy Roosevelt arranged “coaling stations” across the Pacific to fuel the steam ships of the “Great White Fleet” of the American Navy in the early 1900’s. Trump wants to snatch the way-stations along the new Northwest Passage. 60,000 Greenlanders and 40 million Canadians might not like it. But Teddy Roosevelt wasn’t so worried about Columbians, Hawaiians, Filipinos, or Pacific Islanders along that route either.
Bully
There are other ways to get trade agreements, besides bullying. Instead of threatening invasion (and that’s exactly what we are implying to the good folks in Greenland), Trump could do what he’s supposed to do best, make a deal. And for those who cry out; “He’s just setting up a bargaining position”; I think back to Major, the bully on my playground in second grade. He failed school twice, but was successful at stealing lunch money. He got my money a few times with “…an offer I couldn’t refuse”. But in the end, the community of students and parents and teachers stood up to him, and he went “away”.
Trump is squandering American good will in the world, for a tenuous idea that Henry Hudson had centuries before. He wants to be the next Teddy Roosevelt, using the might of America to force American desires on the world. He is a bully, and so are we, the United States of America. The world will have to answer to that. I don’t want our kids to have to fight on the wrong side.